dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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