yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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