You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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