i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
As shirtless as possible
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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