I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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