I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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