ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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