I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We are all done wearing pants today
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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