Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Buhtt sex?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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