I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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