does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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