We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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