my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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