How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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