It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I had to cum in my sink.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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