Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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