This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need to align my fucking chakras
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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