Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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