I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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