absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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