I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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