We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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