: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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