have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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