dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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