So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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