You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Nicole vs. Life
My brain says no but my pants say off.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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