addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
a search helicopter?!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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