I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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