We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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