weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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