No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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