ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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