Is it normal to miss your booty call?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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