He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
