I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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