we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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