do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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