you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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