I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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