I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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