I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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