You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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