if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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