grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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