So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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