Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it's great music for shaving your balls
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
