garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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