this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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