was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Dear god my vagina.
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