last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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