physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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