Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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