how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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