I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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