Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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