i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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